things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
June 2013
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
and on the 8th day god created hot boys who arent interested in me
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
idk man i think its pronounced gif
imagine how is touch the sky
Dammit, Moon Moon!
if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing
SUPERWHOLOCK thingy
is that john green
bitch it might be
Do he got the booty
he dooooooooooo
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
#fallen asleep with a book in your hands #eaten dinner with a book propped up on a fruit bowl #hidden somewhere at a family gathering to read a book in peace and quiet
#walked into a pole because you were reading a book
my life would probably get 2 notes
i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
Does anyone else have problems distinguishing dreams from things that actually happened like sometimes I’ll have a memory of something but I literally have no idea if it happened in real life or a dream
THIS IS LEGIT LIKE FUKCING SERIOUSLY
Let me bring you a thing back
- blond= male
- blonde=female
- brunet=male or female
- brunette=female
- fiancé=male
- fiancée=female
Good day.
I did not know this.
you cant put gender on words wtf WHAT KIND OF FUCKING WORLD DO WE LIVE IN THAT PUTS GENDER ON WORDS WOW
it’s called “french”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME LIKE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LANGUAGE HAS GENDER FOR WORDS
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
who even came up with the idea that people have to shave their body hair and wear makeup and change their eyebrows and be a certain weight and wear certain clothes life is so dumb stop the world i want off
i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters
and also who the fuck does costume design
no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets
omg but Elena is so adorkable, why
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT


